Sunset at Pillow

Pillow is a pretty lame name for a town. Unless you owned a hotel there. Then you can say, "Take a rest in Pillow." Which doesn't make much sense. People will go, "Take a rest in a pillow? You mean, like, climb inside the pillowcase? Or actually cut it open and get covered in feathers?" And the hotel will be all like, "No, no, take a rest in Pillow. You know, the town of Pillow." And the people will just be like, "Where the hell is Pillow?"
I guess this would make sense if the town of Pillow actually warranted a hotel. There is a restaurant called the Hotel Pillow, but I think that's run by Russian mafia who beat you if you complain about the food... which does indeed suck, but you didn't hear that from me.