A Plus

So we're weightlifting today, and Derek goes up to this girl and asks how much her IPod cost. An hour later, after we leave, he goes, "Well, I try to help you out, but I guess it's no use."
"I thought you just wanted to know how much her IPod was? That's your idea of playing wingman?"
So for future reference, everytime Derek looks at a girl, it means she'll go out with me.