Old bald midgets on bikes are spooky

I wish I had the words to the rest of that rap...

This is the werewolf's house. Or the old man's house. Or maybe, the old man is the werewolf. Or the grey man. But I think the old man and the grey man are the same thing. But the werewolf might also be the lead character... unfortunately named SMPTE. Try selling that on Project Greenlight. "What's wrong, Matt Damon? You don't like the fact that the main character is named after the standard time code for film and video?" Like Will Hunting is a name to cry home about. Or Jason Bourne. Jesus, Matt, are any of your characters' names not puns in the title of the film?