Sean Astin should pay back my student loans

I just saw Sean Ass-tin give a talk at Bucknell University. Talk about a pompous jerk - About halfway through his tangent of a tangent of a diversion, he declared, "I'm only here for the money"; it was at that point I realized his speech wasn't going anywhere. Hey kid, a story is supposed to have a point, like your head, you hobbit-freak. Oh, but he did make everyone in the audience an honorary goonie. And he's a nice guy; he told us that about a dozen times so it must be true. I've had senile professors more lucid than this guy. Bitch.